Eliot Kleinberg

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From the Grammar Police

Readers: While researching newspaper archives from the 1930s, for a project unrelated to “Horribly Wrong,” our team discovered the same mistakes it finds now. When it comes to bad grammar, when will they ever learn? When will they ever learn?

It is entire stock?

Here’s a modifier that’s as far away from its object as Uruguay is from Germany.

Back to the present:

Hey! They reduced their budget by one letter and passed the savings on to you! How exquiste!

Never should. Always should. Never should. You don't "mow never the yard." So don't say you "should never buy something."

Repeat offense. “.50 cents” equals a half penny. They likely meant 50 cents.

Hank Kleinberg

Puppies are cute. Even they know to get on the waiting list if you’re interested.

This is, of course, redundant. How would you reveal something for a second time?

Robbie Kleinberg

How easy it would be to fix this!

Custom cakes for any occasion

Baked on premises

Better:

Custom cakes

baked here daily

Wrong. Tenants call attention. A group calls attention.

And one that shocked us by actually getting it right!

And we go to the video archives for Segment 2: More redundancies. https://youtu.be/SdkxCZmQrNU

Readers: "Something Went Horribly Wrong," features samples of bad writing we see nearly every day. You can participate! Be our duly deputized “grammar police:” Your motto: “To protect and correct.” Send in your photos of store signs, street signs, newspaper headlines, tweets, and so on. It doesn’t have to be a grammatical error. It can be just what we call “cowardly writing.” Include your name and home town so we properly can credit you. You're free to add a comment, although we reserve the right to edit or omit. Now get out there! Send to Eliot@eliotkleinberg.com

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